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  • it's both fine to make fun of new apple products and like them too

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  • me reading’ ur skeets on my new apple ski goggles

    Dude with his eyes forced open, while someone administers eye drops.

(Ludivico technique from clockwork orange)
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  • hope everyone is excited for their WWDC2023 U2 album

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  • i know correlation is not causation but fitness professionals are always the most humourless husks of people even when they think they are funny

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  • every now and then, whoever is in charge of salt and vinegar flavour at the pringles factory, goes absolutely rogue with the seasoning

    i want them to know they are perfect and loved by me

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  • we finally finished the hand maids tail season five so I can be free of the awful dreams that accompany it

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  • new foo fighters album is nice

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  • 66-33-888-33-777
    4-666-66-66-2
    4-444-888-33 999-666-88 88-77

    A Nokia 3310 keyboard
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  • me copywriting for corporate clients

    Big Bird in a boardroom with serious looking business people
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  • every thread on twitter looks like this

    A row of white dudes all looking towards the camera that the front dude is holding. They're all in a stadium in a row, so each dude sits slightly more forward as you go down the row so their dumb face is visible.

I've added a blue check from Twitter to each of their heads.
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  • june the 1st be with you

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  • a little meditation i like to do: think the opposite of these words in your head

    always coming from take me down

    works wonders

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  • all AI guys look the same as each other

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  • that sound you hear is companies preparing to make their logo rainbow colours for exactly 36 days and not a second longer

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  • i see double spaces like predator sees movement

    what — and i can't stress this enough — did u redact⁉️

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  • me reviewing proper serious business documents

    Big Bird in a boardroom with serious looking business people
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  • "I don't think you can train for it, can you? It's just being an idiot."

    i love the cheese rolling race so much

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-65748124

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  • i love my silly little brain sometimes

    we watched the new little mermaid yesterday and when the prince dude sang his tune i was like "dude's voice reminds me of someone" later on i had a song in my head but couldn't remember the name

    just now my brain suddenly remembered it's bad blood by bastille

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  • we're off the watch the new little mermaid later. tres excited!

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  • think this place is alright actually

    A tweet by Chase Roberts (bluecheck lol)

Cost of writing a single line of code...

Software developer: $8.40
GitHub Copilot: $0.008

Assumptions:
Median dev salary = $105k
250 working days per yr
50 lines of code per day
Copilot = $100/yr

Realistically, a dev oversees Copilot & could ship more than 50 lines w/ 🤖 help.
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