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  • fucking hell that elton john headline set was straight up euphoric to watch

    what a bloody legend

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  • me playing zelda

    Pedro Pascal, lying on the floor, looking up at his phone, lovingly
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  • has the submarine tried going goblin mode or is there too much woke mind virus at the bottom of the ocean?!

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  • musk and zuck should just be pals and do something like explore the titanic in a submarine

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  • what’s gonna happen is musk and zuck are gonna get in the ring to fight but then the undertaker is gonna sneak up behind them and whoop both their asses

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  • I made this little viewport logger: https://viewport-logger.netlify.app/

    I'd really appreciate it if you could visit it on your devices — especially small screens — because I want to use the data to illustrate just how much screen fragmentation there is.

    Please share with your pals too!

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  • i got invited to that t2 social thing

    dunno if it'll be any good but at least i got my name as a handle

    https://t2.social/andybell/status/59835

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  • i wonder if elon musk is going to declare that the rescue team for this submarine are pedophiles because they won't want to use his submarine

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  • this game is just fucken stunning

    Link on his horse, Zonaited to the tits, looking over a sunny Hyrule from on top of a massive hill
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  • i left my horse in zelda so i could do a bit of climbing in the hebra mountains to find a clear path and before i knew it i was deeply in the wind temple situation

    i can’t stop thinking about my poor horse in the cold and feel guilty i didn’t put the poor lad in the stables

    can I buy him a treat

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  • did u hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colours?

    it had a-reptile disfunction

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  • tech dudes haven’t reinvented libraries or trains for a while

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  • do the participants in this over-running meeting not realise that they are eating into zelda time

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  • ants never get sick because they've got little antibodies

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  • tech dudes in ai will literally say something like "we glorphed 2.5 billion groyphs to create a brelf" and the other dudes on the podcast will nod and whisper “incredible"

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  • Hell yeh, I got tickets to see my favourite band of all time — Thrice — play my favourite album of all time — The Artist In The Ambulance — in February 😭 https://thrice.net/tour/

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  • fuck it, everyone at set is rightly enjoying some holiday time so i’m giving myself the day off to get the new zelda game

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  • Aioli is just mayonnaise that’s studied abroad

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  • bbc news is delicious rn

    Wall-to-wall Boris Johnson resigning and being a scum bag content with a little bit of Trump coverage about his latest indictment.
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  • p sure my cat would run through a concrete wall to get a piece of chicken

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