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  • this new Aminé and KAYTRANADA album is v good https://album.link/i/1687786192

    Open graph image for KAYTRAMINÉ by KAYTRAMINÉ, Aminé & KAYTRANADA

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  • now we're finally through a mega busy period, i think i can embrace the new zelda game

    my favourite of all time was ocarina of time, closely followed by link's awakening

    am i gonna dig the new one? what's you're out of 10 rating?

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  • never knew it but orcas appear to be my favourite animal

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  • i was once kidnapped by mimes

    they did unspeakable things to me

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  • it's both fine to make fun of new apple products and like them too

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  • me reading’ ur skeets on my new apple ski goggles

    Dude with his eyes forced open, while someone administers eye drops.

(Ludivico technique from clockwork orange)
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  • hope everyone is excited for their WWDC2023 U2 album

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  • i know correlation is not causation but fitness professionals are always the most humourless husks of people even when they think they are funny

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  • every now and then, whoever is in charge of salt and vinegar flavour at the pringles factory, goes absolutely rogue with the seasoning

    i want them to know they are perfect and loved by me

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  • we finally finished the hand maids tail season five so I can be free of the awful dreams that accompany it

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  • new foo fighters album is nice

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  • 66-33-888-33-777
    4-666-66-66-2
    4-444-888-33 999-666-88 88-77

    A Nokia 3310 keyboard
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  • me copywriting for corporate clients

    Big Bird in a boardroom with serious looking business people
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  • every thread on twitter looks like this

    A row of white dudes all looking towards the camera that the front dude is holding. They're all in a stadium in a row, so each dude sits slightly more forward as you go down the row so their dumb face is visible.

I've added a blue check from Twitter to each of their heads.
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  • june the 1st be with you

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  • a little meditation i like to do: think the opposite of these words in your head

    always coming from take me down

    works wonders

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  • all AI guys look the same as each other

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  • that sound you hear is companies preparing to make their logo rainbow colours for exactly 36 days and not a second longer

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  • i see double spaces like predator sees movement

    what — and i can't stress this enough — did u redact⁉️

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  • me reviewing proper serious business documents

    Big Bird in a boardroom with serious looking business people
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