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I just got to the fire temple on Zelda which must mean by proxy there’s a water temple.
Please someone tell me that it is not as hellish as the water temple on ocarina of time
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the best thing about selling mattresses is that if it all goes wrong there’s always something to fall back on
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mr beast’s thumbnails always look like he got an “ai” image generator to make them, even before “ai” image generators existed
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fucking hell that elton john headline set was straight up euphoric to watch
what a bloody legend
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has the submarine tried going goblin mode or is there too much woke mind virus at the bottom of the ocean?!
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musk and zuck should just be pals and do something like explore the titanic in a submarine
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what’s gonna happen is musk and zuck are gonna get in the ring to fight but then the undertaker is gonna sneak up behind them and whoop both their asses
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I made this little viewport logger: https://viewport-logger.netlify.app/
I'd really appreciate it if you could visit it on your devices — especially small screens — because I want to use the data to illustrate just how much screen fragmentation there is.
Please share with your pals too!
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i got invited to that t2 social thing
dunno if it'll be any good but at least i got my name as a handle
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i wonder if elon musk is going to declare that the rescue team for this submarine are pedophiles because they won't want to use his submarine
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i left my horse in zelda so i could do a bit of climbing in the hebra mountains to find a clear path and before i knew it i was deeply in the wind temple situation
i can’t stop thinking about my poor horse in the cold and feel guilty i didn’t put the poor lad in the stables
can I buy him a treat
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did u hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colours?
it had a-reptile disfunction
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do the participants in this over-running meeting not realise that they are eating into zelda time
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tech dudes in ai will literally say something like "we glorphed 2.5 billion groyphs to create a brelf" and the other dudes on the podcast will nod and whisper “incredible"
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Hell yeh, I got tickets to see my favourite band of all time — Thrice — play my favourite album of all time — The Artist In The Ambulance — in February 😭 https://thrice.net/tour/
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