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  • "I don't think you can train for it, can you? It's just being an idiot."

    i love the cheese rolling race so much

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-65748124

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  • i love my silly little brain sometimes

    we watched the new little mermaid yesterday and when the prince dude sang his tune i was like "dude's voice reminds me of someone" later on i had a song in my head but couldn't remember the name

    just now my brain suddenly remembered it's bad blood by bastille

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  • we're off the watch the new little mermaid later. tres excited!

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  • think this place is alright actually

    A tweet by Chase Roberts (bluecheck lol)

Cost of writing a single line of code...

Software developer: $8.40
GitHub Copilot: $0.008

Assumptions:
Median dev salary = $105k
250 working days per yr
50 lines of code per day
Copilot = $100/yr

Realistically, a dev oversees Copilot & could ship more than 50 lines w/ 🤖 help.
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  • when the reply guys have a debate in ur mentions it’s called a he’ll thread

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  • this album is ridiculous but good as hell https://album.link/i/1618539649

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  • still the best tee i ever owned

    Me wearing a tee that says “confused useless northern tit”. Each word is on a new line so the first letters spell out “cunt”

It’s in center-aligned comic sans
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  • sorry, no one is allowed to follow me now

    My profile on here with 666 followers
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  • Something I learned from both being an absolute gobshite and being blessed/cursed with a large following on twitter dot com is unless you are absolutely explicit in what you say, it will be misinterpreted.

    Not might; will

    Certain individuals on here should heed that advice.

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  • Hell yeh feeds are live. What’s the best place I can read about how to make my own custom one?

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  • saw a post on mastodon that actually made me do a genuine lol

    what is happening

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  • i checked off all the tasks i had on my todo list today

    Jeb Bush says please clap
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  • The new Used album is ok https://album.link/i/1681127164

    deffo worth a listen

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  • love insta-muting people i had muted in twitter dot com

    no fresh starts here lmao

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  • bro, do you want this pamphlet?

    yeh brochure

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  • Someone pushing a boulder up a mountain.

Boulder is captioned as “my Yorkshire accent”

The person is captioned as “AI audio transcription services”
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  • i apologise but i had to change my pfp so i know which account i’m posting from in ivory so i don’t make the cardinal sin of shitposting on mastodon

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  • i had a vivid dream that Alf had a cameo on handmaids tale

    blessed be the fruit etc

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  • i’m telling ya, it’s custom feeds that are gonna be the game changer for bsky. calling it now

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  • honestly don't see the point in twitter anymore lmao

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