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  • twitter adding calls means I’ll never install the app on my phone ever again lmao

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  • MAGA taking some big L’s

    You simply love to see it

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  • a tpot, in case you were confused, is what you make tea with

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  • [me actually doing some production work for a change] github: no u fucking aren't m8

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  • I think the days of everyone being in the same online space are over and tbh I think I’m fine with that.

    So-called “broad churches” are not ideal (see two party systems) but often a necessity. That is no longer the case with social, be it mastodon, bluesky or twitter.

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  • daily main characters the deal here then lmao

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  • if i were to summarise my day with one quote, i’d cite the great philosopher, fred durst, who revolutionised society with “it’s just one of those days”

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  • i got rid of twitter on my phone because it’s literally giving me no value other than hammering my battery rn

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  • yes u are shadow banned because i muted ur ass

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  • mastodon is actually pretty good if:

    • you mute bluesky as a keyword
    • unfollow all the people you politely followed because they're annoying
    • mute all the people that unfollowing would cause drama
    • mute twitter and bird site as keywords
    • mute "CW" as a keyword

    ivory makes it all better too

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  • remember on myspace where you’d promote ur emo band by leaving friendblaster running 24/7

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  • King Charles on his dickhead throne, dressed in fancy expensive shit for his coronation. Someone holds a cue card up to him, which he is squinting at trying to read Infamous Prince Andrew, Virginia Giuffre and Ghislaine Maxwell picture
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  • i’m telling ya, tapbots are gonna be able to make a banger of a bsky/atproto client. what they’ve done with ivory for mastodon/activitypub is already amazing

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  • one of my favourite things that’s happened in music in the last year or so is fred again, four tet and skrillex being right good pals, making good music together & doing shows

    brian eno is in the fold too, releasing this on four tet’s label https://music.apple.com/gb/album/secret-life/1677345068

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  • welcome to the uk, a royalist will be assigned to you shortly

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  • pour one out for us in the uk pls today is gonna be hell

    Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo. The caption is “I wish the royal family a very sudden abolishment”
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  • weird mormon dudes of tech twitter opening bsky for the first time

    Mr Smithers from the Simpsons shields himself from some strippers
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  • welcome to bluesky, a butt will be assigned to you shortly

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  • selfie day huh

    Me scrunching my face yo to look like a thumb
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  • because us british folks are having royal family crap stuffed down our throats 24/7 rn, i thought i’d share my fav memory.

    it was when it emerged prince william loves pegging and loads of people had to explain to their sweet old grandparents what pegging is.

    he has been the prince of pegging since

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